"Way" to go

Jeffrey wins! I totally called it, too, even though I've seen maybe a combined hour this "Project Runway" season and wasn't exactly sure which one I was picking. I knew it was the ratty looking dude that was accused of cheating. Always go with the ratty looking dude accused of cheating, for the record. My mom liked his stuff, so how could I pick against her? Sam will have one of his patented nanosecond-by-nanosecond recaps up real soon.

Channel Surfing for Wednesday, October 18

As if you need me to tell you that tonight is the "Project Runway" season finale.

But still: Tonight is the "Project Runway" season finale. Sam will have his fastidiously-prepared recap soon after it airs and I'll probably have a little somethin' somethin' too. Here is my hilarious recap/joke:

Project Runway
10 p.m., Bravo
It’s the season finale — honest — and either Laura, Michael, Uli or Jeffrey will walk away with a bounty consisting of $100,000 to start a clothing line, a spread in Elle, a year of agent representation, a design firm mentorship, a 2007 Saturn Sky and, if it clears the final budget, a $10 Red Lobster gift certificate.

It's also the premiere of "Top Chef," the return of Boone to "Lost," the return of Janice Dickinson to "America's Next Top Model," Jane Leeves on "Twenty Good Years" (I know you're psyched, don't lie) and other things as well. Read the rest here.

Refer madness

For those of you that like those frilly, girly, fashion-y reality shows "Project Runway" and "America's Next Top Model," my good buddy Sam does a much better job blogging about them than I ever could, or would want to.

Now time to blog about a really manly reality show.

Channel Surfing for Thursday, September 14

That oh-so controversial new "Survivor" season starts tonight.

Survivor: Cook Islands
7 p.m., CBS
So we all know this season’s twist by now: The teams are divided by race, instead of the usual random order. It’s sort of blown out of proportion, because the teams ultimately don’t matter all that much, but producer Mark Burnett and company certainly got the publicity out of it they wanted. It’s surely the most Asians ever on a reality show, until my pilot “America’s Next Top Samurai” gets greenlit.

The rest like "The Underground" and more "Celebrity Duets" - here.

Don't forget my homeboy Sam Mittelsteadt's eerily meticulous Project Runway blog.