Don't Budge

How many people saw Rosie O'Donnell's guest appearance on "Nip/Tuck" and thought "Wow, I want to see more of this character"? Apparently someone did. And that report also says she paid $100,000 to have sex with Christian - wasn't it $450,000?

FICTIONAL LOTTERY WINNERS I'D RATHER SEE A SHOW BASED ON:

1) Earl Hickey
2) Hugo "Hurley" Reyes
3) Final season Roseanne

FICTIONAL LOTTERY WINNERS I WOULD NOT RATHER SEE A SHOW BASED ON:

1) Everyone on "Windfall"

Hey, they had their chance.

Believe it or not, this is an actual Wikipedia article. I put in "fictional lottery winners" as a joke, and, wow.

Things to do in L.A. if you're dead

I just heard the hardest of hard sells on my television:

"If you are going to be in the Los Angeles area and would like to be part of the 'Last Call with Carson Daly' studio audience..."

What has to go wrong in your life to make that sound appealing?