Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Bell hooked

In news seemingly conjured up in a fanboy's hot, sweaty, sticky dreams, our beloved Kristen Bell, she of "Veronica Mars" (the amazing yet now-canceled show that I have been spotted cuddling the DVD boxes of) has been linked to a new role on the show on the forefront of most every geek's minds - "Lost." Potentially the greatest intersection of awesome pop culture things since "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue." You might as well have told me that Spider-Man and Boba Fett were coming to my birthday party.

Nothing's official, yet, but it's also exciting when you think about the implications it has on "Lost." Given what happened at the end of the still boner-hardening third season finale, there are plenty of opportunities to introduce new characters - like the one Bell may or may not play, a "precocious, loquacious and funny" 20something named Charlotte (the 27-year-old Bell playing her age would be kind of disorienting at first).

KB has two movies coming out - including "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," which sounds promising and has a lot of the Apatow gang in it (Paul Rudd, Jonah Hill and "How I Met Your Mother" dude Jason Segel, who wrote the film and stars opposite Bell). IMDb says they've both wrapped, though, presumably leaving her schedule clear to get her "Lost" on. Aww yeah. She's also narrating the new CW series "Gossip Girl," so who knows how that will all shake out - although presumably it'll only be a problem is "GG" isn't canned by the time "Lost" returns in February 2008 (sigh, so far away).

Finally, what does it say about this Internet of ours that this picture is the first to come up when you Google "Kristen Bell"?

Enrique I-wait for it-glesias

Surely you're wondering what "How I Met Your Mother" has up its sleeve for the show's upcoming third season - apparently, late '90s/early '00s pop stars! It's like my senior prom all over again, except with slightly less awkward teen dry humping.

The venerable "Entertainment Tonight" reports that Mandy Moore, fresh from the by all accounts laughless "Licensed to Wed" (or as I call it, "Licensed Towed") will be showing up in at least one episode as a "rebound" gal for Ted, who of course pulled the inevitable plug in his relationship with Robin (whose character is a former Canadian pop star. wild!) on the second season finale. The article quotes EP Carter Bays describing Moore's role as "the tattooed, vodka-swilling trainwreck that Mandy Moore thankfully never turned into." Who could he possibly be referring to?

And according to the ever-effervescent Michael Ausiello, none other than Enrique Iglesias himself will show up starting up with the show's Sept. 24 season premiere, in two episodes as Robin's latest love interest. Whoa, is it smoldering in here or is it just that juicy piece of casting news? It comes at a weird time for me personally, as I hadn't thought about Enrique Iglesias in years (probably in 2003 when he was pretty good in a tiny role in "Once Upon A Time In Mexico") before he was on the local news a couple days ago for some reason (not this reason, sadly "How I Met Your Mother" casting news doesn't make the local news like it used to), and now, here I am, not only thinking about him, but writing about him! No word on if he'll let the rhythm take him over or want to live this night forever.