Cliff jumping

John Ratzenberger has brought balance to the Force. The former Cliff Clavin has taken Vincent Pastore’s place on “Dancing with the Stars,” so in case you couldn’t sleep, worried sick that the show wouldn’t have a 60-year-old* former TV star, you can rest easy tonight!

Ratzenberger (not to be confused with the Pope, I think his name is “Ratzinger”) has most recently been heard – not seen – in all the Pixar movies. So kids across America will probably be disappointed when they find out its some older dude, not Hamm from “Toy Story,” cutting rugs on ABC.

*In the interest of fairness, Razenberger doesn’t turn 60 until April 6. Additionally, I thought he’d be older than that by now.