Fit but you know it

New "Celebrity Fit Club" line-up. I liked the last round (a little bit), but this leaves me cold. They're really running out of celebrities, aren't they? Another Brady? Da Brat? Hasn't she been on like a million reality shows already? Cledus T. Judd? Kimberly Locke? I legitimately don't know who some of these people are.

I guess we're supposed to be interested in Screech since he's like, having sex on tape these days, but he's really just sort of a pathetic figure, especially given the super-stud his buddy Slater turned out to be.

Bayside low

I guess it had to happen.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar got on "NYPD Blue" and "Commander in Chief." Mario Lopez is practically a national treasure right now. Tiffani Amber Thiessen is known just as much for "90210" as "Saved by the Bell." Jesse Spano was at least in one of the biggest (albeit terrible) cult films of recent history. And Lark Voorhies, well, I'm sure Lark Voorhies has done something.

What does Dustin Diamond have? "Saved by the Bell: The New Class"? Sure, that was great, and everyone loved it and it's now remembered as a television classic, but what else? What next?

Wait...that?

This?

"We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Yikes. The funny part is that this doesn't seem like one of those "released against their will" sex tapes, it seems that Screech very much wants to get his sexual exploits out there for public consumption, which shows that Screech has a pretty skewed sense of what the public wants.

I would definitely watch it, though.

Mega-Huge Veronica Mars season 3 spoiler!

No, not really.

But Patrick Fabian, who played Kelly's hunky Professor Lasky on "Saved By the Bell: The College Years" is in the first episode as...Veronica's hunky criminology professor (you know, because so many first semester freshmen take criminology classes). Whether or not his casting is at least partly Rob Thomas tongue-in-cheekiness, the kind that casts Laura San Giacomo as a love interest for Keith Mars, who knows.

The second episode has another cool professor cameo, a cast member of one of the biggest shows in TV history. Who wants to guess?