Bayside low

I guess it had to happen.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar got on "NYPD Blue" and "Commander in Chief." Mario Lopez is practically a national treasure right now. Tiffani Amber Thiessen is known just as much for "90210" as "Saved by the Bell." Jesse Spano was at least in one of the biggest (albeit terrible) cult films of recent history. And Lark Voorhies, well, I'm sure Lark Voorhies has done something.

What does Dustin Diamond have? "Saved by the Bell: The New Class"? Sure, that was great, and everyone loved it and it's now remembered as a television classic, but what else? What next?

Wait...that?

This?

"We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Yikes. The funny part is that this doesn't seem like one of those "released against their will" sex tapes, it seems that Screech very much wants to get his sexual exploits out there for public consumption, which shows that Screech has a pretty skewed sense of what the public wants.

I would definitely watch it, though.