Albert was right

You heard it here first, folks: I boldly predicted that the O.J. Simpson special wouldn't ever actually air, and here's a surprise, I was right. Actually, it shouldn't be too much of a surprise for loyal "Channel Surfing" devotees, not only did I fearlessly proclaim Emmitt Smith winner of "Dancing with the Stars" more than 24 hours before he officially won that title, I also declared "Smith" the first cancellation of the fall season back in July or something, when such a claim would have made me look off my nut. Stick with me, Surfers, together we'll make a difference in this crazy world.