Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Voters: Meet the Eliminated-ers

Shanna Moakler, who along with pro partner Jesse DeSoto performed better than four other teams Tuesday, is the second person gone from "Dancing with the Stars."

It came down to her and Willa Ford - the obvious implication being that the American voting populace doesn't care much for skanky blondes. Or people they've never heard of before.

The most offensive thing about Moakler is that she's apparently only 31 - there's a lot of wear and tear on that face. She looks like Morgan Fairchild's only slightly younger sister. Slightly.

So Jerry Springer, who a lot of people picked as an early elimination, sticks around - not that surprising given his loyal, powerful and motivated white trash fan base and the fact that he really isn't all that bad.

I hope not too many of Mario Lopez's housewife/old person fans watched him on "Nip/Tuck" last night - they might have been a little disturbed by seeing him suck fat out of Julian McMahon's butt (surgically, of course).

Speaking of her, is anyone watching that myNetworkTV stuff? Anyone? At all? Ever? Even for a second, by accident?

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