Friday, September 08, 2006

Who critiques the critics?

Kristin Veitch over at E! Online has posted her fall preview. To save you some time, here's her best (and by best I mean worst, natch) puns of her new show reviews:

"Heroes": "the overall prospects for this show are totally super...They'll be your heroes."

"Runaway": "The CW could have their first new Runaway hit."

"Standoff": "Standoff just doesn't stand up."

"The Knights of Prosperity": "It's too early to tell if Knights will prosper."

"Smith": "Smith might not be Mr. Right, but it could be Mr. Right Now."*

"Justice": "If there is any justice, this show will stick around."

"'Til Death": "Will there be life after Death's first episode? The jury's still out."**

"Shark": "Take a bite out of this Shark."

*I'm not really sure what the joke is here, or if it officially counts as a pun, but I'm sure it's pretty dumb.

**Would be even better (and by better I mean worse, natch) if one of the characters in "'Til Death" was a lawyer or a judge, but I don't believe that's the case.

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