LoVe in the time of caller, uh

So, with the big "Veronica Mars" third season premiere tomorrow/tonight I had planned on doing a phone interview with Jason Dohring - known more commonly as the super-dreamy dreamboat Logan Echolls - but ol' J-Doh wasn't available until late Friday night when we were getting our new computers at work (verdict from a page designer collegue: "the fun pages are a huge pain in the ass so far," I hope he realizes how ironic that sounds) and sadly it didn't happen, to the disappointment of teenage girls everywhere. And me. Mostly me.

Since you're all curious, I felt it only fair to share with the world the list of questions I tirelessly worked on for the interview that, tragically, was not to be:

1) OMG is this really you? You're like so cool!

2) Do you know how cool you are?

3) So, like, are you as hot in real life as you are on TV?

4) What's your favorite part about being on "Veronica Mars"...and your LEAST favorite?

5) Who's a better kisser, Kristen Bell or the girl that played Lily's corpse?

6) Why are you so awesome?

7) When you were doing mean things to Veronica in season one, didn't you realize how mean that was?

8) Are you sorry?

9) Do you want to be my friend?

10) Did you draw upon your own real life background, as the son of a millionaire entrepreneur, for much of the angst expressed by Logan throughout the series, and do your close ties to Scientology, a religion disdained by much of the American population, help shape your portrayal of an outsider that often has a hard time relating to his peers?