Voters: Escort Ford

Willa Ford is the fifth one out on "Dancing with the Stars." At first glimpse it seems pretty unfair given that she got a tied-for-first 27 this week and a 28 this past week, but it's actually a pretty talented field this time out (she was tied with three other people this week, after all) and really, no one cares about Willa Ford. Her "who is that person again?" factor is maybe even higher than Monique Coleman, who is at least distinguished for something that took place in the last five years.

Jerry Springer is worse, but apparently he still has a lot of fans (although when was the last time you heard someone talk about his show? 1998?) and there's probably at least a little bit of the vote for the worst mentality going on. Sara Evans is also less talented, but she has middle America in her pocket and actualy didn't suck this week. Although I do think this is the first time anyone's been eliminated after having the highest score the week before. Maybe she shouldn't have severely pulled her hair back so unflatteringly so many times.

But Willa, you'll always have this, your crowning moment...slutting it up and singing like a robot.